Arriving back from a fantastic weekend away with the CU, I discovered I had a load of missed messages from Joe and Paul. I was a little confused at first, but soon I learnt they'd managed to get out and nab the first winter routes in the UK! Envy bubbled up and I knew I had to be on the next trip north!
Fast forward one week and along with Skylar and Erik, I was stuffing large packs into the boot of Joe's little golf. It was a tight squeeze but soon we were in, along with all bags and on our way. Driving along the A9 north we were soon met by a lot of snowfall, the quality of the roads quickly decreased and we were forced into a crawl. Still, it meant we didn't have to worry if the corries would be in. There was no doubt about that!
Snowy roads!
An early night and then morning were called for and before too long we were back in the car driving up to the snow gates. Unfortunately for the climbers who want to be awake and walking into the hills at the crack of dawn the new company who manages Cairngorm mountain no longer opens the ski road until about 9/10. We arrived at the gates at about half 8. We talked to the attendants they seemed sure the ski road would open in about half an hour. We decided they were lying and opted to lengthen our walk by starting down by the ski gates. This proved to be the best option as the gates didn't open for another 2 hours by which time we were starting up our first climb of the day. And anwyway the walk in wasn't too shabby either.
And people were excited for "snow" in St Andrews!
The plan for me Joe and Paul, was to head into Coire an Lochain and do the Classic "Central Crack Route" (IV,5/6). Having not done any significant exercise in about 2 months I felt suitably out of shape for the walk in and was always at the back of the pack. Though as the season wears on I hope to get my walking fitness back and maybe even manage to keep pace with Joe (The fastest walk in-er ever). The climb is on the 2nd butress from the left (helpfully called No. 2 Buttress). Soon we had made it all the way to the corrie rim and were making our way around from the left so as to avoid the great slab. A short stop was made to put our crampons and harnesses on so we could safely make our way to the base of the route.
Straight Outta Cairngorm
Conditions were perfect, anybody who would refute the routes being "in" would have to be completely blind. The whole corrie was plastered in a layer of beautiful rime, the sun was out, Though our guns definetly were not as it was -5 degrees at 900m.
Joe struck out with the first lead, which forms the crux of the whole route. The start involves awkwardly making your way over bulges of rock on some far from optimal pick placements. After going up and then climbing back down a few times Joe committed to the crux. Having done the crux there were one or two more slightly concerning moves from there up to the belay. A strong lead!
Joe with the "Seagull Slayer" hex
Joe having just pulled the hardest moves
Joe in the corner, with views over to No. 1 Buttress
From here the climbing eased significantly, with only a few tricky step moves getting in the way. After a slight trouble with route finding on pitch three we were soon at the top of the climb. The top few metres were very heavily rimed with in some places it being nearly a foot thick, I pulled over the rim of the corrie to see that the belay was basically made by slinging some loose blocks with Joe and Paul clipped into the system to add ballast. This didn't come as much of a surprise as from previous experience belays on the cairngorm plateau are generally poor!
Paul having a good time
Looking up pitch 2
Definitely in condition
For future reference, this is the wrong way
The right way!
Soon we were once again walking around the corrie and back down to the Cairngorm car park where we planned to hitch our way down the ski road back to the car. We were picked up by some fellow climber and bundled into the back of his van. Upon arrival back in the car we discovered Erik and Skylar hadn't yet made it down from the mountain so we'd need to wait for them to get back. Soon they too were with us and we made our way back to Aviemore and the old bridge.
Not bad.
Obligatory panorama shot
The plan for day two was to head over to Creagan Corrie Cha-no, reputed to be the shortest walk in in the cairngorms. Being my first time heading over I didn't know what to expect though I'd heard it normally took 45 minutes to an hour to get over. Unfortunately due to all of the snow and poor visibility we spent nearer 2 and a half hours walking over to the corrie. By the end of the trudge I was done though still had enough ammunition left in the tank to go for my first winter lead of the season.
One of the interesting things about cha-no is that you approach it from the top and then descend down a gully to get to the bottom of the crag. Two other climbers were at the crag with us and they'd descended the snow gully without abseiling and we decided to follow suit to make up for time lost in the walk in and avoid the hassle of setting up an anchor.
Soon we were at the bottom of our chosen route: Jenga Buttress (III/IV,4). I racked up and then headed up the turfy start to the bottom of the real climbing beginning with several short, though tricky stepped corners in sequence.
The hooks were there, though they were definitely out of reach and some cool footwork got me the height I needed to make the tricky moves. Having reached a grassy ledge I continued up for a bit to find a spot to make a belay before bringing the other two up to me.
Standing at the belay I realized I was only a short distance from the top and I probably could've done the whole route in one. I lead the last short section to the top up an awkwardly wide crack where once again the hooks were an awkward distance above me. Soon I was on the plateau stood next to a quality belay bringing Joe and Paul up to me. Originally our plan was to squeeze two routes in, but sadly due to the kerfuffle with the walk in we no longer had the time, and instead opted to walk back down to the car. Once again we hitched as soon as we reached the ski road to save us the effort.
Getting back to the car Erik and Skylar were already there having got disoriented whilst trying to find there way over to fingers ridge and instead ending up having a long walk along fiacaill ridge and the rim of coire an t'sneachda.
We all piled back into the car and were soon heading back south to the dulcet tones of Heartland FM. I was pretty keen to get back before it got too late, I had a dinner party to go to (typical St Andrews), Which I turned up to having neglected to shower wearing my thermal leggings.
Joe and I had been talking about climbing on the Ben in Summer ever since we met each other. Neither of us had ever done a route on the route winter or summer at the start of the year, this changed when I ticked the Curtain and Smiths Route (both of which are covered by their relevant blogposts). This still left the summer classics completely untouched! When confronted with an empty week at the start of a semester (some call it freshers week, I think it's better spent climbing than partying) there didn't seem to be any reason not to head over to the Ben for 2 days to get some routes done. Over the course of the 2 days we managed to tick potentially the two most famous non-ridge summer routes; Centurion (HVS 5a) and Minus One Direct (E1 5b).
Walking into Smiths in March
As with all Ben Nevis adventures, It began with a long drive in the evening to get into the north face car park, where we settled down for a nights sleep in Joe's Portable premier inn. Day 1: Centurion Joe and I awoke bright an early to begin the walk in to the Carn Dearg Buttress up the allt a'mhuillin path. The forecast had been for low cloud until late morning at which point the sun would burn it all off, and then it would be glorious until the days close. So the first 3/4 of the walk up was in the cloud until walked up the path to just past castle ridge, I looked up to my right and I could see these golden shapes poking through the clouds above. As we climbed higher these shapes became recognisable as the tops of the mountain from castle ridge to the Carn Dearg buttress.
The gold crested tops of Ben Nevis through the cloud
As only the tops were visible it gave the illusion that the cliffs were much taller and impressive than they in reality are. Soon we'd climbed high enough that we'd burst through the layer of cloud and all around beneath us was a sea of clouds with the tops of the mountains poking their heads out, the most impressive temperature inversion I've ever seen with my own eyes.
The Lochaber Ocean.
We took a quick rest at the CIC hut, and then speeded up to the base of the route. It was here we tossed a coin and Joe got to choose which leads he wanted to do (odds or evens) he obviously went for the evens as that allowed him to lead the famous corner pitch, which is the reason most people climb the route. This meant I got the first lead, the line follows an awkward crack system up to a semi hanging belay, just beneath the unmistakeable corner of the second pitch.
Joe seconding pitch one
It was now Joes turn to lead the iconic corner pitch. He speedily geared up and then set off up. The first few metres of the corner aren't so hard, though unfortunately the rock was suffering a little from seepage and some of the cracks were wet. Thankfully upward progress was definitely possible, Joe began to flow up the corner making the harder sections look easy (barely a "watch me" was heard!). I remember him reaching the end of the corner much sooner than expected because I heard him calling safe! and me being very confused as to how he's got to the top so quick!
Joe cruising up the slightly wet main corner of centurion
Seconding this pitch with the rucksack was admittedly a bit awkward I found it annoyingly got in the way when I wanted to twist into the rock. Despite the difficulties I was soon at the belay and ready to go for my second pitch of the day. Pitch 3 involves making an airy traverse out of the corner onto the arete, which you scramble up easily until an overlap is reached which you step airily right onto for some really cool exposure. Despite the straightforwardness of this pitch I found it to be really fun. Another easier pitch followed, this pitch once again traversed out of the corner onto the arete, though on really small hands and feet which made it feel a lot harder than it was.
Joe loving life, having completed the traverse on pitch 4.
The next pitch was once again very easy (I think the easiest of the route) It involved scrambling over blocky ground to a good ledge, though I got a little lost and ended up at the wrong ledge, so Joe seconded to the correct ledge where he made an anchor and then I traversed across to him. At about this point in the day a Helicopter repeatedly flew past us, which I was pretty annoyed by as it really spoiled the ambience of the mountain setting. The next pitch was the second crux. The line ascends up a slab to a up and leftwards slanting slab capped by a big roof. Joe made it up the first slab easily enough, though making it onto the second slab required some delicate footwork, and then once past these difficulties the handholds shrunk down to less than epsilon (#mathsjokes) and were covered in a thin film of moisture. This time there were a few watch me's from Joe as he tackled the challenges on pitch 6.
I wish Joe would get a more colourful jacket...
The bag wasn't as much a hindrance for me whilst seconding this pitch, slab climbing is definitely more my forte than Joe's, though I'd have preferred drier holds. The last pitch of the route was upon us! Involving some good run outs and some lovely technical climbing. I think this pitch was a bit of an underdog in terms of quality when compared to the 2nd and 6th pitches, I really enjoyed it! Once the huge ledge splitting the carn dearg buttress was reached we stopped briefly for some grub, before collecting everything up and then descending down ledge route to the CIC hut.
Carn Dearg buttress, puffing out its chest in the morning sun
We'd decided to walk all the way down to the car park and walk into the Ben two days in a row. The alternatives involved a lot of logistical hassle, and I feel there's something really nice about walking back down the allt a'mhuillin at the end of a good days climbing. We'd taken centurion pretty leisurely as we had enough daylight to allow us to do so and I'd found the whole experience rather relaxing in the wonderful sunshine above the sea-like temperature inversion below us. Centurion Is a great route, though I'm unsure if it lives up to its hype, which roughly equates to telling a pixar fan Up was a bad film (though I didn't enjoy Up either!). I think if I'd led pitches 2 and 6 it would be a different story, so I'll have to go back some day and lead the even pitches! Day 2: Minus One Direct Centurion was the route Joe wanted to do on the Ben, and Minus One Direct was the Route I most wanted to do on the Ben. This huge route Is the longest climb I've ever done, taking a pretty straight line up the humongous right flank of north east buttress. Not Including the ridges, It's probably getting on for the 2nd longest route on the mountain (after the aptly named long climb). Besides it's large stature the route has a pretty haughty and intimidating reputation to go along with it. Famed for the difficulty of the route finding and the notorious "death blocks", particularly the one poised directly above the belayer on pitch 3. I've heard stories from friends of people camping in the bergschrund at its base for a swift start, and of people taking 12+ hours on it and topping out well into darkness. Here's some quotes from the UKC logbooks to illustrate my point;
"some great climbing on mostly good rock except pitch 3 where a horror block is poised for an extinction level event!"
" They aren't joking about that block on pitch 3! Pitch 4 is very serious but steady. After pitch 4 the route finding became difficult and we ended up lost after 6 pitches with it getting dark. 3 pitches left took us to NEB. Lots of loose rock, moss filled cracks and less than inspiring gear marred this classic for me. If someone would like to show me where the route goes after pitch 4 then that would be great!"
The scale and severity of the route coupled with its notoriety lead us to take the climb pretty seriously (which I must say payed off). We woke up at half 5 and blasted back up the allt a'mhuillin track through the clouds. Once again we had an awesome temperature inversion, maybe even more impressive than the day before!
Charging up the allt a'mhuilin
The iconic outline of North East Buttress, it really signifies Ben Nevis for me
We made our way up to the base of observatory ridge so that from there we had a good view of the minus face and we could scope out the line of minus one direct. After a small discussion we worked out where was the correct place to start from and made our way over there. As the route was so long we wanted to make good time on the face and we opted to solo the first pitch in our climbing shoes as it was just a blocky scramble. As Joe had been allowed to select which pitches he wanted to do on Centurion in the spirit of fairness it was now my choice to select which pitches I wanted on Minus One Direct. I opted to lead both crux pitches, we made these to be even pitches by Joe linking pitches 5 and 6 into each other. The linking of these two also saved us valuable time on the route.
The View from my perch atop pitch 2, not bad.
This being decided, meant I got the first lead and I began by heading up a short sharp corner system to belay directly beneath the "death block". We then swapped leads and Joe climbed wet cracks around the "death block" (which as it transpired is nowhere near as dangerous as everyone makes it out to be) after which he trended leftwards to make a belay down and left from a jutting nose of rock.
The ropes trailing up pitch 3
The next pitch was the first crux, I climbed up for a few metres placing a good cam in some questionable rock. The next move required me to step out into the void onto a jutting nose of rock. Due to my sub-par gear I dithered a little before making the move, but soon I found myself stepping right onto the nose, pulling on fantastic sidepulls; a much easier move than appearances would suggest. I trended tentatively up and right in the search of gear, developing quite the run out. It seemed there was a trade off on the route. The rock was immaculate and very compact but as a result it didn't form many cracks or imperfections to slot protection into. I reached a good ledge and chilled there for a bit whilst I tried to find more pro. The next move was the crux of the pitch and there was a perfect slot which would've gobbled up a nice cam had some nonce not managed to wedge a prehistoric wire in it. In the end I improvised by slotting a wire in behind the wedged wire making a pretty solid, if slightly artificial gear placement.
Having found the necessary confidence boosting gear I made the "crux" move. It required you to step up and right awkwardly round a blunt arete into a groove. The guidebook gives the move 5b, I'm sure it's more like 4c. I was elated to discover how easy it was! This proved to be a great confidence booster on the climb, making me more confident for the second (and harder) crux further above. The pitch finished nicely, continuing up the groove and then trending rightwards along a ramp on immaculate rock. This lead to a small sentry box on the extreme right of the minus face looking down into minus one gully.
Joe seconding pitch 4
Now it was Joe's turn to lead once again, The following pitch was to be 5a, though 5b felt more fair. Our plan was to link the next two pitches together to allow for more speedy progress and so that I could lead the second crux. Joe climbed up and right to follow a thin flake crack to its top where a series of awkward and surprisingly difficult moves lead to a standing position in a triangular niche, Joe made good use of his knees and his iconic "watch me" was heard more than once. After getting to the top of pitch 5, he disappeared out of sight for the entirety of pitch 6. Before too long he'd made it to the belay where he'd strung together a multitude of crappy gear to make a less dubious belay.
Joe just beneath the crux on the pitch 5/6 link up.
Next was the famed traverse pitch. From the belay, thin and technical moves across a jutting prow of rock with absolutely no gear lead to a notch in the slab in which a standing position can be gained. Then you continue to make upward progress until a break under a thin roof is reached and (finally) gear can be placed. The boldness and situation of this pitch are completely unrivalled by anything I've ever done, There is absolutely zero gear for the first 5 or so metres from the belay and the bit of rock you climb on juts out into the void and you have nothing but 200 metres of air nibbling at your heels beneath you. Never before have I seriously got my smallest micro-wire out in a desperate attempt to try and place something. Once the roof is attained, thankfully gear is readily available for the rest of the pitch.
From the break beneath the roof I traversed right until I reached the "arete" at which point the guidebook informed me I should start heading up, though I discovered there were actually 3 arete's and I couldn't seem to work out which one I was supposed to take. The first two I noticed both looked absolutely nails. I tried to tackle the first few metres but soon upward progress was blocked by 6a/b moves which didn't seem right. After much dithering I spotted a third and less obvious arete and took it for lack of better options. This transpired to be the right way as it suddenly lead me to one of the coolest belay ledges I've ever been on. the belay was small square notch cut into the arete on the left side of the buttress; very exposed, and surprisingly comfortable!
Having tackled this pitch all of the difficulties were over! From here to the top was a succession of pitches up gloriously compact rock up to north east buttress. Finishing up a really cool knife edge ridge, for some fantastic exposure on such an easy pitch!
Moving on up!
From the start of the day I'd needed a poop, having managed to hold it in all day, I was now greeted with the sweet release of an empty bowel on North East (Butt)ress, The perfect way to end the perfect route. From here we ate some grub before making our way down North East buttress managing to do it with only one abseil. We'd decided not to top out as we'd left a bag at the routes base, thus going to the top of the ben and then back around to the minus face would add maybe another 2/3 hours to the day.
The minus face of Ben Nevis
At the top of pitch 4 whilst building the belay I'd rubbed my harness against the rock and completely unnoticed it had opened the gate of Joe's gold camalot and it had tumbled to the bottom of the cliff, I did some quick reconnaissance at the bottom of the route at the end of the day to see if I could find it, though it was not to be; we lost a good friend that day.
After descending to the CIC, for some unknown reason we started running back down the allt a'mhuilin path to the car. Originally It was only supposed to be until we'd overtaken the guys ahead of us, but then we got a bit carried away and just ran the whole flipping way back down for no reason other than neither of us wanted to give into tiredness before the other. The lengths we go to to preserve our dignity!
The minus face catching the first rays of sun at about 6/7pm
Overall Minus One Direct is maybe the best climb I've ever done (I can't make up my mind whether it's better than Jack the Ripper or not!). From pitch 3 onwards every single pitch is just sublime with personal highlights being the two cruxes (the groove and the traverse) and the exposed arete leading to north east buttress. The rock is perfect, the gear spaced enough to make it exciting and the moves technical enough to make it perpetually interesting.
The sun setting behind Fort Bill
Thankfully the climb didn't live up to certain aspects of its reputation. The route finding wasn't that hard, the death blocks weren't that dangerous and generally I felt it was soft for 5b. Instead of the route taking us 12 hours to do, we did it in 7 and a half. Though what it did live up to was an absolutely bloody brilliant route in an awesome location. I cannot recommend the climb highly enough!!
Driving off of the ferry into Tarbert, I could not know what lay in store for me for the next 8 days. Never before in my life have I ever climbed in such an unforgiving place! I took the largest fall I've ever taken, Held the largest fall I've ever seen, been pulled into the freezing Atlantic Ocean, Core-shot our abseil rope and pulled on more loose rock than ever before! The climbing on Lewis/Harris is adventure distilled, and as such I have decided to distil this article down into a collection of the most memorable times on the island.
Me post whipper in torsageo; the largest fall I've ever taken
First a bit of background, For the bulk of this trip we stayed in one of the most incredible bothies in Scotland. Built by a lovely couple in the local hamlet (Mangersta) it sits atop the "screaming geo" a huge steep wall of rippled Lewissian Gneiss. The most famous climb in the outer Hebrides traverses above the jaw dropping arch in the centre of the cliff. Sadly at E4 5c and looking rather committing we felt an attempt on "the Prozac link" was a bad idea.
The Screaming Geo
The bothy tucked in at the cliffs edge
The most concentrated area of quality climbing is situated on this section of sea cliffs, stretching for about a mile to the north and south of the bothy. This meant access to all of our climbs was very easy. While the access may have been simple enough, other factors certainly made up for this. After spending a week here, you'll never trust a good hold ever again! If it feels too good to be true, that's probably because it is. Now when I climb on more well travelled places jugs make me feel very uneasy, I just expect them to give way at some point and for me to pop off the rock. It's like someone holding a balloon and needle in your face, they won't tell if they'll pop it, but it's always a possibility. and that uncertainty is terrifying especially when the stakes are a little higher than a small fright. The rock as In most places on the island was a mixture of the beautiful lewissian Gneiss and the much hated Pegmatite. I can't even put into words how much I hate this stuff. It has all of the qualities of rock that you don't want rock to have. It has no friction as it's really glassy, It's very brittle, won't take protection and forms many sharp edges just so you can circumcise your fingers on it. Lovely stuff!
We haven't even got to the weather yet! The weather wasn't exactly perfect, for the bulk of our time on the islands we climbed in 3 or 4 hour long windows between showers. You quickly learn that trusting an online forecast is highly ineffective and the best method for learning what the weather will do in the next few hours is looking in the direction of the prevailing wind and seeing if there are any rain clouds on the horizon. This often lead to frustration, most acutely felt on out first full day on the island when we had to wait till mid afternoon to get anything done.
When boredom strikes; 17 point anchor. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
There was one upside to the weather being crazy. With the wind never ceasing I was barely bothered by a single midge for the whole 8 days! Our climbing may have rotated in 4 hours cycles, our psyche however rose and fell every couple of days. We'd come from another crag; cold, wet and otherwise demolished we'd traipse the short boggy walk back to the car with feet so drenched I was genuinely getting worried about gangrene. Slump into the seats and the drive back to the Uig community shop. We'd buy a large volume of sugary food and sit in the car for 20 minutes stuffing our faces and recharging our batteries before we headed out on another ill-advised adventure, where we'd get really scared. pull some microwave sized blocks out of the cliff, get really wet, and the process would begin again.
Getting rained off of yet another crag.
The notices in the Uig Community shop
Adventure 1: Atlantic Crossing Having spoken to the owner of the bothy we'd discovered he in the past had done a little bit of rock climbing himself. He inquired if we'd done a particular route by the name of "Atlantic Crossing". I'd seen it in the guidebook and it looked an interesting line, it was one of the longest routes on the sea cliffs as it had a large traverse on the first pitch. One evening we weren't too sure what to get up to and It seemed like a good idea, we traipsed the kilometre or so over the cliffs to the top of a large cove above the route which we abseiled into.
After anchoring myself to a boulder for the traverse pitch (a lesson which we learnt the hard way; you'll find out later) Joe set about making the cruxy moves off of the jammed boulder and onto the face of the route. The sea crashed beneath him as he stepped across the gap, an intimidating move! After this a few more difficult moves left followed, leading onto easier terrain. Due to the route traversing over blocky terrain we were struggling a bit with rope drag. I didn't think too much of it until I heard Joe cursing from around the corner. I shouted to ask what had happened, He told me he was stuck. My heart sank as I knew we'd found ourselves pretty far up the creek again! From what I could understand Joe was cragfast, he could move neither up, nor down from the position he was in due to rope drag. I still don't quite understand how Joe sorted himself out, but after much swearing he was able to make his way out of the mess he's ended up in. Unfortunately due to the issues on pitch one, I was only on belay on one of the half ropes, which unfortunately was the one which hadn't been clipped into very much gear. As a result for the entire first pitch until the last couple of metres I was soloing a traverse above the sea, An exciting start to a climb! Thankfully after the first couple of moves off of the boulder the climbing was very easy! Next, came the glorious romp to freedom, and the most outrageous move on a rock climb I've ever made and may ever make! The move off of the belay just as the route stops traversing is near indescribable, But i'll try my best; simply put you're traversing left around an overhanging arete, Though at foot level the arete stops and there is nothing but a corner leading straight down into the sea.
The move marked in red, the arete above overhangs
For only this move I'd recommend this route, what a move! though the last section did not disappoint. A gloriously positioned romp up the easy upper slabs leads to the top.
Joe, on the upper slabs of atlantic crossing.
The "adventures were had" face
Escaping the top of atlantic crossing
Adventure 2 - Aurora Geo
Joe having visited the islands a mere few weeks before had seen these two soaring corner lines that looked well worth a go, so one morning we awoke, looked out of the window, saw the weather looked fine and plodded over to aurora geo. The line we chose was that of "Newtons law" (E1 5b). Joe abseiled in first to make a belay above the wild seas below (they really were wild, probably about the craziest they got for the entire duration of the trip). The intended belay ledge was getting smashed to pieces by the incoming waves, so we opted to take a belay in an alcove further up. Soon I was climbing and I teetered up the fantastic corner making it to the top rather strenuously though without much of a hitch, barring one loose spike of rock I wanted for a handhold, alas it was not to be. Though by this point my lack of trust of the rock on the cliffs was already waning.
Tasty exposure on newtons law!
The "adventure" wasn't had whilst on the route this time (though It was perhaps one of the best routes of the trip) It was had whilst pulling the rope we'd abseiled down on back to the top of the crag. A short section of the sheath of the rope was simply missing. Somehow after both of us had abseiled down the rope and made it to the belay without passing any sections of torn sheath the rope had torn itself. It would be safe to say we didn't use that rope again! It really hammered home to us just how gnarly the climbing out here was.
The culprit. we won't be using it again!
Adventure 3 - The Swan
After a day spent trying our hardest to get a climb done on the screaming geo and coming away with having done the same route twice in succession because we couldn't find the line of another, we were sufficiently frustrated. So that evening we snuck out to have a bash at a route called "The Swan" (E1 5b). The line traverses over the top of an arch for some awesome exposure on perhaps one of the most aesthetic lines of the trip.
Abseiling into Screaming Geo
The Great arch of the Screaming Geo, viewed from Lighthouse arete
I spied the line and didn't really believe it was E1, The first section was a really steep traverse, about as far from my style as it's possible to be. Against my better judgement I soldiered on anyway. I got right to the end of the difficulties and was shaking like a leaf because of the pump whilst trying to place my last piece of gear before the good rest. I'd placed it and was trying to pull rope through to clip it but because of the traverse, pulling the ropes through was really hard work and they wouldn't come I tugged again and again until the came free and I clipped the cam, by which point I was milked out of my mind and slumped onto the rope.
On the overhanging start to "The Swan"
I was a bit frustrated, because after having made the 2 moves to the rest I knew I could have done them if I'd clipped the cam first time, but ce la vie. The rest of the climb wasn't too problematic for me, barring the incursion of the much hated pegmatite. Now Joe had to second, traverses on second are just as serious as for the leader. Upon arrival at the belay, Joe announced he'd never been more scared on second in his life, and that he'd like it if he never seconded a traverse ever again.
Further along on the swan
And now the moment you've all been waiting for:
Adventure 4: Air Time
Once again this adventure begins with us flicking through the guidebook and stumbling on "Torsageo". Torsageo was a sheltered cove, and all of the routes start on a rocky bay instead of above the sea, like everything else we'd done up to this point. Our plan was to do the 2 pitch E1 5b: Triton, the route took a fairly straight up line, so we didn't anchor the second to anything in the ground.
Joe heading up Triton
Unfortunately, Joe got lost on the route and ended up traversing a large distance round to the right before heading up. I heard only one "watch me" (a rare occurrence I assure you) from Joe, so I assumed all was good. Joe had blasted through a fairly overhanging section on good holds, and had made it onto a vertical section above. I was sat on a rock occasionally paying out slack, but otherwise unperturbed. It was then I heard the loud shout coming from around the crag. I braced myself for the fall, I was caught unawares when instead of being pulled up by the fall, I was pulled to the right and into the sea! In total I was yanked maybe 8 metres or so around the arete in about half a second, so naturally I was quite shocked when everything within the space of a second had gone from warm and dry to really wet and really flipping cold. I glanced up and to my right to see Joe hanging in space, I shouted up to him. He hadn't yet noticed me and glanced down and to his left to see me up to my chest in the sea, still holding his ropes. He laughed hysterically. Despite how freezing I was I couldn't help but see how funny the situation was. Joe had Just fallen 15 metres after pulling a block out of the cliff, and I (rather unexpectedly) had been pulled into the sea as a result.
Then began a rather long and protracted escape from the climb, Joe aided off of the climb and I swam back around to the bay, we'd left a lot of gear in the route so we needed to return the next day.
The next day we pitched up in the morning. Joe had had a go at the first pitch so naturally It was now my turn to head on up. I headed up and around without too much trouble to the steep section, which I also blasted through and this time didn't pull on any loose blocks. I placed some higher gear And made it to the slab above the steep bit. Sadly after being pumpy the route got very technical, so I hung around just below the slabs, not being able to breach them. Getting more and more pumped with each second. I couldn't work out a sequence! It was now or never, and I was stepping completely into the unknown on our accidental new route. I tried as best I could, though try as I might too many little crimps kept snapping and I fell from a little bit above that which Joe had fallen from. In total I fell about 10 metres, thankfully the whole crag was overhanging and nothing was met on the way down (It's the little victories!)
I fell from above the top of the photo
After faffing around trying to find my way back up and carry on the lead I had another go, this time I sent it (though not without difficulty) The last pitch was comparatively easy and Joe gave it a strong send. After this experience on the crag, I don't want to look at it ever again. We named the route "Air Time" (E2 5b) in honour of our misadventures on it.
Whilst I've only included 4 adventures, innumerable numbers more were had, I just felt these 4 were a representative sample of the experience of climbing on the lewis sea cliffs. You should expect about the same level of adventure to what we had, and never before have climbs felt so hard at the grade as lewis! Adventures that were missed include: "Moac Wall", or why doesn't this route remotely resemble the guidebook description or "Creag Na tri Piosan", the only place in lewis that was kind to us. We also did a fair number of new routes scattered around, Air time being the most memorable, though we did many on the sea stacks on tolsta bay and some at an inland crag called crulabhig.
Joe on "Moac Wall" we think?
All in all adventures were had! and this blog post (whilst very long) doesn't even begin to cover them so If your interested to find out more, feel free to ask a question. Though I don't think I'll be able to adequately explain what it's like out there, you really just have to go and get demolished for yourself!
