Saturday, 10 January 2015

5 ticks for 2015

I've always felt it's a good idea to set yourself goals when looking into the future as it gives you something to work towards and a reason to train to get stronger. The following 5 climbs are going to be my main motivation for staying active and strong in the following year, I'm looking for partners to go and do all of them, especially the more remote ones. If I fail to complete all 5 by the end of the year feel free to send some abuse my way!

Now in no particular order:

1) Jack the Ripper E1 5b, Stac Pollaidh

After spending a day climbing on Stac Pollaidh at the end of last summer in glorious sunny weather, you begin to wonder why this part of the world isn't more popular with climbers. The views are unlike anything else in Scotland. The landscape is pitted with thousands of erratic pools separated by large mountains which rise abruptly out of the ground and then plummet back to earth again as suddenly as they rose. Viewed from afar Stac Pollaidh looks more like Erebor from lord of the rings than a real mountain.

A climber tops out on Jack the Ripper, showing the beauty of the surroundings. source:http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=118942

Jack the Ripper takes a line up the furthest right hand end of No.1 Buttress and the top pitch of the climb is what gets me the most excited. The pitch weaves its way up awkward slabs by corners and finger crack. The pictures I have seen of this pitch look absolutely fantastic and perfectly in keeping with my preferred style of climbing, technical and balance-y climbing on mountain crags with awesome views and exposure!

Doesn't it just look amazing? source: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=36258

This is probably going to be one of the more difficult climbs to complete this year, not due to the technical difficulty of the climbing but due to the difficulty of finding someone who wants to climb in such a remote part of Scotland.

2) Steeple E2 5c, Shelterstone Crag

Shelterstone Crag has to be my favourite crag that I have ever climbed on. The combination of huge mountain routes in a beautiful situation has no down sides. Steeple is arguably the most classic and famous line up the crag, more so than the Needle which recently topped my list of my top climbs of 2014. So fingers crossed when I get on it this summer I'll have an even better time than I did on the Needle (is that posssible?).


the first of the two corner pitches. source: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=178362
the route weaves its way up the face just to the left of the needle and links together two huge corner systems, while these corner systems are not the technical crux of the climb, they provide the most enjoyment. When I climbed the Needle in 2014 there was a party on Steeple at the same time as us who were clearly having an amazing time. This route is probably the climb on this list I am most likely to complete this year as long as I stay strong.

3) Wings of Unreason E4 6a, The Roaches Skyline

I absolutely love dynos and this route is basically just one big dyno, enough said. (also I have an unfair advantage being tall)

I think his face says it all. Source: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=73462

4) The South Ridge Direct VS 5a, Cir Mhor (South Face)

This climb recently featured in a list on UKC of the best VS climbs in the country, and at 13 pitches long it also has to be on of the longest. I've wanted to climb on Arran ever since I looked at the climbing available on the island in Gary Latters guidebook. From the sounds of it the climb is a proper adventure following almost all varieties of crack up the arching back of the south face of Cir Mhor. To me it sounds like the perfect mid grade day out!

Cir Mhor with the line of the climb in blue. source: http://www.bremex.org.uk/blog/climbing-and-scrambling-aran-may-2013/
The main difficulty I will have with this will be finding someone to hop on the ferry over to Arran with me to climb this and alot of the other classic routes on Arran. If you're keen, get in touch!

5) Quietus E2 5c, Stanage Plantation

My experience of climbing on the grit is limited to one days top roping with my dad when I was about 10, and my experience of climbing trad roofs is none. The line this climb takes is just so cool that I couldn't care less and want to climb it regardless. Apparently high in the grade and very physical, i'm going to need to practise my jamming technique and get a bit stronger before I attempt this one. 

Feel the pump. source: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=180081

Monday, 29 December 2014

Top 5 Climbs of 2014

We've reached the end of the year and what a year its been for me, I've definitely done more outdoor climbing this year than the previous 5 combined, as a result I've had a tough time deciding on a top 5, some of these routes were chosen for the fun I had on the rock and others for the whole experience of the climb its surroundings (yes, as a Scotsman I enjoy 2-3 hour walk ins, it makes it an adventure!)

So without further a do here's my top 5!

5) The Groove (VS 5a), Dunkeld; Craig a Barns

As the only single pitch climb and the only roadside climb on the list this had to be a technical joy to climb, fortunately it lived up to the expectations that the 3 star rating gave it. The climbing is some of the most fun and varied I've ever done! I even managed to squeeze in my favourite move (the drop knee) twice before the top.
Looking up the Brilliant "the Groove" picture taken from: http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=178866
The climb literally has a little bit of everything, a small overhang, technical slab climbing, a corner crack, many finger cracks, and a very thin hand traverse. This all crammed into 30 metres of climbing at a roadside crag... if you don't believe me, try it for yourself! gear was plentiful, so I was free to enjoy the climbing, and upon reaching the top, the climb was coupled with the easiest anchor set-up I've ever done (slinging a tree wider than I am) and glorious views over the Perthshire countryside! 

4) Squareface (VD), Garbh Coire of Beinn a'Bhuird (4*)

In terms of remoteness, this is by far the most remote climb I have ever done and probably will do in Scotland. This ultra classic Vdiff entails an 7 hour round trip (not including the climbing itself) spent on bikes and walking. The day began with an early start in Tomintoul. Thankfully the sun was shining making the journey a joy.

still another hour to go! approaching Garbh Coire
 The quality of the rock once the climb is reached is fantastic, some interesting route finding worms an easy route up the cliff, putting you in some awesome spots with amazing views over the southern Cairngorms making this an incredibly memorable way to spend a day off. The final pitch for me was the best, I chose to go up the slightly more challenging wide crack which I discovered too late was too wide for my largest cam, so the last pitch was almost gearless, which only added to the exposure! after 2 hours on the route and 7 hours travelling it was a proper day out!

Squareface Buttress, containing the 4* classic "Squareface"

3) Original Route (VS 5a), Old man of Stoer

This route probably takes the biscuit in terms of adventure, and we chose the day perfectly! we managed to avoid the crowds that were reported to be on the route the day before. The approach was nice apart from a "steep scramble" which was more like vertical choss. Setting up the Tyrolean traverse and having to swim across the channel to the base of the route only added to the fun of the climb. 

the old man of stoer, the "steep scramble" is to the left. blissful sunshine!
The climbing itself was steep and challenging, but always good fun. The sun was perpetually shining making every belay ledge a good place to work on your sun tan. The top out is awesome too, I can't explain how great it feels to stand of a sea stack, you'll just have to find out for yourself! the descent is also one of the funnest abseils I've ever done, a huge free hanging abseil which Pete and I were able to do in a single ropes length due to rope stretch.

The Exposed traverse pitch, with Pete seconding
2) Fallout Corner (VS 4b), Coire an Lochain

Despite only getting 2* from the SMC this has definitely been one of my favourite routes of the year. The second pitches is probably my favourite single lead I've ever done and my favourite corner pitch (I guess imagine this will change I've done centurion and cenotaph corner). The setting is idyllic, though it was a tad chilly on the day. The climbing itself is so much fun and the gear is just fantastic. I was having so much fun that I sang Bob Marley up the whole pitch, much to Sams amusement! Not much to be said other than that, cracking climb, better than some 3 and 4 star routes I've done! well worth a go.

The Red line showing the path of pitch 2
Sam following my lead on the "glory Pitch"


1) The Needle (E1 5b), Shelterstone Crag

This climb takes the number 1 spot on my climbing partners list and it occupies the same spot on mine. This is the longest single days climbing I've ever had spending about 8 hours worming my way to the top of one of the largest cliffs in the UK, every moment of the day was amazing, the walk was spent nervously contemplating what was going to be the largest undertaking in my climbing. Standing at the bottom of the crag your mind breaks with the sheer scale of 300 metres of the cleanest granite (makes you wonder about the nose). You simply cannot begin to foam at the mouth with excitement looking at it

This sadly doesn't do the scale of the rock justice,
 you've really got to go there yourself

All of the hard pitches were amazing to climb, with the best two being the last two. The needle crack is a huge wide crack about 250m off the ground of the Avon basin, the crack is so deep that a draught blows out of it onto your face as if the mountain is breathing on you pretty cool stuff. The belay ledge before this pitch has to be one of the best I've ever been on. Small enough that I could dangle my legs over the edge, but large enough that I was still comfortable with incredible views of the Avon basin. 

me seconding the awesome "needle crack" for scale, the boulders at the bottom are the
size of buses

the final pitch is more caving than climbing which has you climbing into the needle crack as it widens, then "threading the needle" under a chock stone and poking your head out of the middle of the mountain, hands down the best top out I've ever done, my screams of joy I imagine could be heard miles around. 

So, the needle is deservedly my number 1 for pitch after pitch of amazing climbing on my favourite rock type in one of the coolest locations in Scotland. we'll see if it gets any better next year.
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As a little bonus feature I thought I'd do the most overrated climb of the year too, and so the prize goes to: 

Cleansweep (VS 4c), Hells Lum

Despite many good reviews, and most people I talk to really enjoying this route, I personally didn't find it to be that fun. I'm not saying that its a bad route I'm just saying that I didn't particularly enjoy it. The lower pitches were soaking wet after an almost week long dry spell (does it ever dry out?). The surroundings were awesome especially with the conditions, but they're the surroundings and not the climbing itself, and of all the 5 pitches only the corner pitch for me was any good, by all means though don't let my bad review put you off go and find out for yourself!

stood at the bottom of the wet cleansweep,
with Joe looking like he's taken something




Hello and welcome!

me stood at the penultimate belay on the old man of Stoer
Hello! and welcome to Caelans Climbs, my name is Caelan Barnes I'm an 18 year old Scotsman and climbing obsessive (as most of my long suffering non-climber friends will tell you). I've been climbing now for around 5/6 years, however this year the climbing has really taken off for me. I've been able to climb all around Scotland on all terrain from sea stacks in the far north west, to big mountain routes in the Cairngorms. When I'm not somewhere climbing I also like to do most other extreme sports especially slacklining and during term time I'm a Mathematics Student at the University of St Andrews

Looking down savage slit (s) at fellow blogger http://wainwrightclimbing.blogspot.co.uk/
I've spent a lot of time looking at other peoples climbing blogs and have decided now is a good time to start my own. As much so I can share my experiences with everyone as to provide me with a way to look back on past experiences and reminisce on what has been!

On this blog you can expect to find accounts of most of the climbing experiences I deem bloggable (pretty sure that's not a word). In the new year you can expect to see plenty of ice climbing and winter mountaineering content. Hopefully you will enjoy reading the blog and will get to understand a little of what makes me so psyched to go out and get vertical!

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